Well.. it is true.. I hold the keys to many ancient volumes, the likes of which you shall never see. I have, indeed, delved deeply in these said ancient volumes, perhaps too deeply, as my sanity can never be recovered. As time goes on, I will fail to update this page regularly, as I am prone to severe bouts of not doing anything but reveling in the deep secrets, never meant for the human mind, that I have discovered. Don't feel sorry for me, I knew what I was getting into. Just pray that you never become aware of the 
that I am forced to deal with daily. For now, while you're begging the gods to spare you of my knowledge of ancient things, explore this outlet for my insanity, aka this web site.
